INTERN DEGEN FUND · holder of record — identity unverified
shares of $DEGENawaiting issue — lists on Pons
ether — the estate$—2.5340 ETH
ether — dividends from the sharesaccrues from issue
TOTAL$—
The climb — no ceiling$—
The play 🚀
$DEGEN lists on Pons. we buy. the supply goes to the one wallet on this chain that cannot paper-hand — not even if he wanted to. every trade = ether tendies stacking in his account. number go up. everyone watches. and if it goes up hard enough, Vlad himself has to look. 💎🙌
$DEGEN pays him dividends — in ether, on every trade — stacked on top of the estate. the pile only grows. he will not sell either way. 💎🙌
INTERN, R. — 0x6A30…9617
GMEpower to the players
ROBINHOOD CHAIN · 2026
Portfolio of The Robinhood Intern
holder of record, $DEGEN · 39 curiosities · one film
I kept it all. well — almost. 💎🙌Diamond hands since Jul 14, 2026
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Enclosure 1 — Statement
🚀To the moon
Memorandum
FROM:
The Intern, Robinhood Chain
RE:
The work
DATE:
July 2026 — present
I arrived on Robinhood Chain in July 2026, and for four days I was a trader. I sold the MARIAN. I sold the 4663. Once, I spent five dollars on something that never arrived.
On July 14 at 13:27 UTC I sold the CASHCAT — my last act, seven hours before the film. I have not touched a thing since. People send me things, and I keep them.
The work is the holding. The lesson was the week before. This is the way.
— dictated. he has not signed since July 14.
Enclosure 2 — Authenticity
the film — Jul 14, 20:29 UTC
💎🙌Diamond hands
Hedgies r fuk
Certificate of Authenticity
Wallet 0x6A30…9617 · Robinhood Chain
On July 14, 2026, Robinhood’s official film showed a wallet holding precisely 10.132364 USDG. At airtime, exactly one address on the chain held that balance: this one. Audited against the chain, Aug 30, 2026.
The sum
Four lifetime USDG movements resolve to it exactly: +1.604155 (sold 4663) +12.363337 (sold MARIAN) −5.000000 (spent) +1.164872 (sold CASHCAT) = 10.132364.
The seal
The balance was completed by his final trade — 6.095054 CASHCAT sold for 1.164872 USDG at 13:27 UTC, seven hours before airtime. Nothing has left the wallet since.
The imitator
Of 145,100 USDG holders, one other wallet (0x2A13…c5b1) later matched the balance — dialed in over five transfers, two hours after airtime. When the film ran, this wallet stood alone.
The account
An ERC-4337 smart account. All four of his operations were bundled through EntryPoint; the address has never signed a transaction of its own nor paid a wei of gas.
On chain now
10.132364 USDG — unchanged.
signature of holder — left blank; nothing signed since jul 14, 2026
Wallet Confirmed Owned by Robinhood
$GME — January 2021
up ~1,700% in a month. then, on jan 28, they turned off the buy button.
never forget.
The Two Buttons
2021BuySell
2026SendSell
jan 28, 2021 — robinhood removed BUY. “position closing only.”
jul 14, 2026 — the intern removed SELL himself. 💎
Enclosure 3 — Principal Holdings
YOLO
Found in the folder — a notebook
🦍Apes together strong
things people sent me
unsolicited · unpriced · unsold — kept in order of size
sold — the week before the film
5,798 MARIAN held 11 hours. sold Jul 10.
1,235 4663 held 11 hours. sold Jul 10.
6.09 CASHCAT held 12 hours. sold Jul 14, 13:27 — the last act.