Case — Robinhood Chain · 2026
Intern Degen Fund
holder of record — identity unverified
Statement of Account
as of Aug 30, 2026
shares of $DEGENawaiting issue — Pons
ether — the estate$—2.5340 ETH
ether — dividendsaccrues from issue
TOTAL$—
The climb — no ceiling$—
$DEGEN goes to the wallet that cannot sell. everyone watches it grow — until they notice.
Memorandum — the work

Four days a trader: sold the MARIAN, sold the 4663, spent five dollars on something that never arrived. Sold the CASHCAT at 13:27 — seven hours before the film.

Untouched since. People send him things. He keeps them.

— dictated. nothing signed since July 14.
the film — Jul 14, 20:29 UTC

Certificate of Authenticity

wallet 0x6A30…9617 · robinhood chain

Robinhood’s film showed precisely 10.132364 USDG. At airtime, exactly one address held that balance.

The sum+1.604155 +12.363337 −5.000000 +1.164872 = 10.132364 — two sales, one credit, one spend.
The sealCompleted by his final trade, 7h before airtime. Nothing has left since.
Now10.132364 USDG — unchanged.
signature — left blank, as always
Wallet confirmed
owned by Robinhood

things people sent me

dormant since Jul 14.
watch the ether line.
copied.