| FROM: | The Intern, Robinhood Chain |
| RE: | The work |
| DATE: | July 2026 — present |
I arrived on Robinhood Chain in July 2026, and for four days I was a trader. I sold the MARIAN. I sold the 4663. Once, I spent five dollars on something that never arrived.
On July 14 at 13:27 UTC I sold the CASHCAT — my last act, seven hours before the film. I have not touched a thing since. People send me things, and I keep them.
The work is the holding. The lesson was the week before.
On July 14, 2026, Robinhood’s official film showed a wallet holding precisely 10.132364 USDG. At airtime, exactly one address on the chain held that balance: this one. Audited against the chain, Aug 30, 2026.
| The sum | Four lifetime USDG movements resolve to it exactly: +1.604155 (sold 4663) +12.363337 (sold MARIAN) −5.000000 (spent) +1.164872 (sold CASHCAT) = 10.132364. |
| The seal | The balance was completed by his final trade — 6.095054 CASHCAT sold for 1.164872 USDG at 13:27 UTC, seven hours before airtime. Nothing has left the wallet since. |
| The imitator | Of 145,100 USDG holders, one other wallet (0x2A13…c5b1) later matched the balance — dialed in over five transfers, two hours after airtime. When the film ran, this wallet stood alone. |
| The account | An ERC-4337 smart account. All four of his operations were bundled through EntryPoint; the address has never signed a transaction of its own nor paid a wei of gas. |
| On chain now | 10.132364 USDG — unchanged. |