as of Aug 30, 2026
Statement of Account
INTERN DEGEN FUND · holder of record — identity unverified
shares of $DEGEN awaiting issue — lists on Pons
ether — the estate $—2.5340 ETH
ether — dividends from the shares accrues from issue
TOTAL $—
The climb — no ceiling$—
The point
$DEGEN lists on Pons. The fund buys, and the supply is sent here — to the one wallet on this chain that cannot sell. Every trade pays him a dividend, in ether. Everyone watches the position grow. It is, in the end, a way to reach Robinhood: make their intern rich enough, and someone upstairs has to look.
$DEGEN pays him dividends — in ether, on every trade — stacked on top of the estate. the pile only grows. he will not sell either way.
INTERN, R. — 0x6A30…9617
ROBINHOOD CHAIN · 2026
Portfolio of
The Robinhood Intern
3 principal holdings · 39 curiosities · one film
I kept it all. well — almost. Dormant
since Jul 14, 2026
Enclosure 1 — Statement
Memorandum

FROM:The Intern, Robinhood Chain
RE:The work
DATE:July 2026 — present

I arrived on Robinhood Chain in July 2026, and for four days I was a trader. I sold the MARIAN. I sold the 4663. Once, I spent five dollars on something that never arrived.

On July 14 at 13:27 UTC I sold the CASHCAT — my last act, seven hours before the film. I have not touched a thing since. People send me things, and I keep them.

The work is the holding. The lesson was the week before.

— dictated. he has not signed since July 14.
Enclosure 2 — Authenticity
the film — Jul 14, 20:29 UTC

Certificate of Authenticity

Wallet 0x6A30…9617 · Robinhood Chain

On July 14, 2026, Robinhood’s official film showed a wallet holding precisely 10.132364 USDG. At airtime, exactly one address on the chain held that balance: this one. Audited against the chain, Aug 30, 2026.

The sumFour lifetime USDG movements resolve to it exactly: +1.604155 (sold 4663) +12.363337 (sold MARIAN) −5.000000 (spent) +1.164872 (sold CASHCAT) = 10.132364.
The sealThe balance was completed by his final trade — 6.095054 CASHCAT sold for 1.164872 USDG at 13:27 UTC, seven hours before airtime. Nothing has left the wallet since.
The imitatorOf 145,100 USDG holders, one other wallet (0x2A13…c5b1) later matched the balance — dialed in over five transfers, two hours after airtime. When the film ran, this wallet stood alone.
The accountAn ERC-4337 smart account. All four of his operations were bundled through EntryPoint; the address has never signed a transaction of its own nor paid a wei of gas.
On chain now10.132364 USDG — unchanged.
signature of holder — left blank; nothing signed since jul 14, 2026
Wallet Confirmed
Owned by Robinhood
Enclosure 3 — Principal Holdings
Found in the folder — a notebook

things people sent me

unsolicited · unpriced · unsold — kept in order of size
sold — the week before the film
5,798 MARIAN held 11 hours. sold Jul 10.
1,235 4663 held 11 hours. sold Jul 10.
6.09 CASHCAT held 12 hours. sold Jul 14, 13:27 — the last act.
Enclosure 4 — Acquisitions Ledger
(updates itself. don’t ask.)
Received

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copied.